Tagged "dreams"

Had another dream that night that there was a consumer grade appliance for skywriting, like you could place it on the ground and it would shoot one letter up into the sky then move it a bit and shoot the next one etc. and I remember being impressed but concerned that no one had really thought through the possible problems that could happen if these things became popular.

Had a dream that I had a fight with Stephen because we were trying an open relationship but despite that I thought going to hook up with Nigella Lawson on my birthday was insensitive.

Had a dream I took a hit of a cigarette and had a sort of whole body bliss/calmness feeling that made me realize why they are more addictive than cigars.

Had a #dream foto was training to be on Master Chef

Last night I had a #dream we showed up to the restaurant Stephen got reservations at for my birthday but they had changed all the entrees on the menu to being made of cooked seals :cakeyoda:

a few nights ago I had a #dream that I was looking in my bank account app and something I had bought had an additional message on it like you aren't using this properly, so we have to charge you more money and then almost all my money was gone.

Had a #dream that people were getting plastic surgeries to make them look more like Nintendo characters and if you got one they stamped your passport with a stamp that looked like this:

Had a #dream that they had developed a pill that cured loud chewing and Stephen confessed to me that he used to be a really loud chewer but took the pill before we met. #thedrama

Had a #dream I got a text from someone in England like Hey so um... we were hoping for some votes for Labour up there too and I replied dude no they are so transphobic!!! and made that creepy Greyfrairs Bobby AI video...

Had a #dream Riverdale had a local Tera Melos style math rock band and it was like, kind of a running joke to call them The Best Band in Riverdale bc obviously you're supposed to say that about Josie and the Pussycats or whatever. So people would say it just to piss others off

Had a #dream I was tidying/arranging an increasing amount of stuff in my room despite knowing I had to go shower to make it to work on time basically immanently. When I finally was like ok I have to stop and go shower NOW I was for some reason wearing a bra I couldn't get off and was struggling to pull it off desperately when I jolted awake and had burritoed myself up in the sheets strangely

I just remembered I was having the worst #dream when I woke up this morning lol. trying to fit a lot of text into a power point slide textbox

had a #dream that I had decided to make a gigantic complicated multi-year project in RPGMaker. It was about being part of a group of people investigating something paranormal on an island and an important system was that basically every member of the team and/or island resident could be flirted with. There was an older woman who worked at a farm, a really hotheaded german lady who punches you (and can be subdued by buying matching sweaters to go ice skating), and a guy who was an expert in local ghost sightings plus a lot more basically. Also there was a complex status effect animation system that worked even in the overworld and timing based battle moves. lmfao

Had a #dream that I was in a throuple situation with Cate Le Bon and Stephen which was going well but my parents were freaking out about it #buzzkill

Had a #dream that I got a haircut and while I thought I explained what I wanted clearly to the guy when I was done I realized he made me look like those lads from oasis

had a #dream that I had drawn a picture that reached some sort of like, ambiguous public notariety/meme status. It was called The Grimacing Twister and was a sad looking guy in clown makeup twisting a big plastic straw to make it burrow deeper into the ground. Attempted to make the #dream real

had a #nightmare that I started the new job and it was in a creepy box house like I assume all the bad shit in Petscop happened in in the middle of nowhere. We were all seated at rows of desks and someone in charge started verbally listing off the technical requirements for the task and when I was like hey slow down or I think it would be better to spend five minutes typing this out and sending everyone a copy everyone would get really condescending like uhh of course someone from editorial would think that lol... I don't think you can handle this job etc. woke up when I got mad

Had a #dream I was pregnant???? and at first was just joking around like yeah LOL this is the dumbest thing to ever happen but then for a few minutes I was like ahh maybe I should give it a chance maybe a baby is fine and then ofc was like NOOOO WHAT WAS I THINKING I GOTTA ABORT THIS SUCKER!!! but apparently it had grown almost all the way in those few minutes and was basically ready to be born so I couldn't 😩

Had a #dream that I was in some sort of songwriting competition for Frank Ocean and all the other ppl there (who were mostly older women?) were like sneering at me like I've been a professional for years, you don't know anything about songwriting to which I was like... well that is true. But if I had the chance to meet Frank Ocean I did want him to think I was cool so I decided to try... thankfully I woke up before any actual idea materialized

Had a #dream that I got new tattoos on each arm but one of them wiped off except for like 2 or 3 lines

Had a #dream that before Future Cops and City Hunter in zone we decided to watch a movie called Alligator, which was not the Alligator we watched recently but instead a mystery one with the guy from Cure investigating crimes caused by obnoxious Mr Beast type YouTuber guys and sometimes at the crime scene there'd be a conspicuous shot of an Alligator... there was also a side plot about his daughter mixing up potions in a science lab or whatever and in the end the Alligator is in the lab but he subdues it by throwing it a plastic toy alligator to eat. The end #deep?

had a #dream that stephen had a remote relative who had done voice acting for an episode of The Simpsons once or something and had gotten rich off of getting royalties every time that episode played so they cut us a random check for 75,000 dollars

Had a #dream that Wang (stephen's parents' cat) was turning like cheeto orange in patches and we didn't know why

Had a #dream I was back in the hospital to get like part 2 of my breast reduction surgery done like idk something else came up but the surgeon was really chill about it. Like almost too chill. I think he said you know you could basically do this yourself by now at one point and I was like uh

Had a very realistic #dream of working at an oxfam last night... couldn't figure out the cash register but coworker was no help bc they were really excited about finding a hardcover copy of The Name of the Rose and trying to find a spot to hide it from customers.

also last night I had a #dream that I had a puncture wound on one of my fingers that got infected and the whole finger started to split open #ew

Two nights ago I had a #dream that my novel was reviewed in the LRB. Naturally I was like how did anyone writing for the LRB find out about this but also upon reading it I found out that they had misinterpreted [spoiler character] not as an insectoid alien of some kind but as a fleshy, humanoid onion. 🤔

Had an amazing #dream that I preordered the new pynchon novel and got it early... like instantly. And it had a map and a bunch of mysterious slips of paper in it and---!!!

Had a #dream I was watching Ghost Dog but it was a weird version that was not good... I gotta watch it in real life where its good

Had a very mysterious #dream where the place I usually go during work to get a baked potato for lunch had been converted to an outside stall and also run by some old nonnos, who were instead serving a buttered roll with one giant meatball and a dallop of ricotta on it for lunch.

Had a #dream me and stephen were going to actually have a marriage ceremony and I felt very touched & happy he had gotten me a corsage with a blue flower for the event to represent our shared appreciation of Twin Peaks of course but then when it got to the point of having to change into my outfit it became one of those dreams where like... you try to find a place to change but nowhere is suitable... as soon as you put an obect down for a second you either lose it or it becomes damaged... simple things like putting on clothing or keeping shoes on your feet become a horrible challenge.... notable detail was that I -was- wearing a dress which is something I have like... not done in almost a decade at this point lol

Had a #dream I was at my work christmas party (which didnt happen this year, lol) and nat was there for some reason and she had smoked so much weed she needed me to coach her on like, how to eat a pack of pretzels. Sorry nat if this contrasts with your wholesome image

Had a #dream that the newest transient culture war topic was a woman who ordered custom made cassocks for her child because he only seems to want to wear priest clothes, and was distraught that they were lost in a house fire... of course everyone had every possible position on this

had a really strange #dream that I had been shot in the back while walking around at night, went to the hospital, survived, recovered, etc... what I mean is in the dream this was treated as an obvious part of my past life that had happened to me but I wasn't so sure

Had a #dream I peeled off the bandage on my boob and there was no wound under there #soon and then me and stephen went to a Spirit of the Beehive concert

Horrible distressing #dream that I was wandering around a uni campus when suddenly a lady was vacuuming the hallway behind me and wouldn't move so I couldn't go back and had to simultaneously crawl forward under a staircase and push a door open to go the other way but couldn't do it and got stuck

Had a #dream The Fugs had written a song about struggling to decide where to go to eat for a group dinner called Who's Eatin' Now?

had a #dream I blazed through the copy of The Death of My Brother Abel by Gregor von Rezzori that Stephen lent me because it was all pictures

had a #dream I was travelling around and found an off liscence that miraculously also sold sliced mango cups with chili powder for like £2 and also threw in a bag of chicharrones for free #SocietyIf...

had a #dream where I was watching a horror movie that had a paperback titled The Complete Works of Neil Breen in the background of a shot as an easter egg

had a #dream where I started vaping... #itsspreading

had a #dream where stephen and I went to mcdonalds and ordered two ice cream cones but the guy only made us one ice cream cup and refused to acknowlegde the error

Had a #dream where they did a new printing of Gravity's Rainbow that had an epilogue ??????????????????????????????????????????????? it was about a base where the soldiers had figured out a way to make themselves completely physically transparent and also had to wear transparent uniforms/badges etc... I guess?

Had a #dream that the new Robert Yang game was an FMV dating sim but the twist was you had to uncover the sketchy reason each one of the guys wants to date you ie, reminds him of his mother, needs someone to test his cooking on, wants a live-in dogsitter etc and also other indie game devs were the FMV actors

had a #dream someone left one of those miserable self-aggrandizing uhh... what does this say? Am I supposed to understand this? none of these words are in the bible drugs? pretentious much? type comments on one of my AO3 fics... and as I was ruminating over ways to respond that would instantly obliterate them with the internet gun the theme of my laptop's UI started turning like bright red and evil (hot topic style text)

had a #dream that me and stephen were walking around in a mall and he really wanted chiclets from a candy dispenser thing but it took card now... and after he did the thing I noticed it charged .25... for chiclets.... #cozzielivs

Had a #dream I wrote a novella that was like in the Poor Things frankenstien's monster learns about imperialism vein but for an invented side charatcer in Ada, which seemed very highbrow.. I even presented it with a draft of a poem that appears in the text hand written on the inner cover... meta. Anyways after I'd done this I went to the movie theater and tried to ask the guy at the desk if they were showing any of the Gregg Araki restorations soon because I didn't want to miss them but he was being kind of difficult

Had a #dream I was making an RPGMaker game with a complex romance and sex system

Was so gassy last night I felt embarassed about it even in my dreams.... #dream

Horrible #dream last night where I was pissed off about something and beaned stephen in the head with a plastic bowl (?) and immediately felt so ashamed and regretful at doing this that I still felt upset when I woke up :cakeyoda: well at least when I explained it he found it funny

all the #dream posting reminded me I had one of those dreams that feels like hours or even days last night... I was at some kind of semi-church camp semi-games event but also near a beach setting... I was heavily pregnant but not in any tangible or visible sense I just knew I could like... give birth at any moment in theory... regarded this with a sort of... ah, well, if it's basically about to pop out any minute I guess it's too late to do anything about it attitude... James Duvall was there and we hung out

Had a #dream that there was a crazy merch setup at the Mannequin Pussy show including bible bookmarks that said All The Most Important Stories Are In Missy and handmade candles

Had another funny #dream that Stephen and I had to sneak into a guys big house to use an appliance or something we didn't have and when we were trying to sneak out a big party had started and like a hundred guys who looked like extras from the Bear City movies were hanging around in the house

Had a #dream that I had not only been selected for a season of ANTM; I was brought in for one of the all previous contestant ones so I must have been on it before. Anyways after filming all the intros I had to take the extracurricular bus from my high school to get home

Had one of those types of weirdly realistic #dream where I very clearly imagined myself lying in bed, and Stephen coming back in from getting up to do something, and telling me the cheese slices in the fridge had gotten a little moldy and I was like ah yeah I figured they were getting kind of old, I'll throw them out tomorrow. Then I fell back asleep in the dream and woke up irl. :bonk:

Had a #dream that I was back home doing a Rutter's scene report. Nutty Buddys were 27 dollars due to inflation and they now had a home decor section which included a sculpture of a pretzel wearing jeans with a little belt buckle that said PRETZ

Had a very movie-like #dream about an art history grad student played by Ayo Edebiri and her advisor played by Donald Sutherland teaming up via their shared cynicism at the neoliberalization of academia to secretly sell off the vault of art and archival materials the university sits on as financial collateral to fund building shitty student housing, sports centres etc

Had a #dream some guy who had made a body horror movie was getting a lot of hate for it online about how gross the effects looked, and was going around replying to every post like that part was actually based on my own wretched pussy. Sorry and my penis actually does look like that. Etc

had a #dream last night that my tamagotchi picked up like a naughty status effect or something where it left the house and I couldn't interact with it I just had to watch it do various naughty things like blow off school, hang out in alleyways etc.

Had a #dream that was basically a fully functional game concept last night, called CopterTetris, where you fly around a city to various locations but in each case you have to use your little crane attachment to lift and line up rows of tetris blocks until the problem is resolved ie pile of blocks stopping traffic or something. The voice over the radio that tells you about each mission is Udo Kier. Basically I think if you make this you would make a bazillion dollars

Then fell back asleep and was trapped in a #dream about using a juicer that had multiple holes and tubes to put things in and also for the juice to come out that functioned in a really unpredictable way so I had to keep finding more pitchers and glasses to cover my bases...

Had a #dream I wrote a short story then started copying it out by hand bc I knew I was dreaming and wanted to remember it. Success: no

had a really vivid & long #dream that stephen and I went on a trip to a town out in the country together that had a bunch of pastel-painted houses, walking trails, a train to ride, and a big visitor center with a duck pond that had like super huge pelicans in it out front.... nice

had a #dream I was back working at the burrito place making the big tubs of guac again and Marcus Rashford was there and kind of acting a little cocky an getting special treatment because maybe guac duty is a little too easy for him but everyone was just kind of tolerating it because of all his positive charity work

had a #dream I got a hello kitty stationery set that was alien themed (cool) then had to navigate the notoriously complicated and stressful after school activity bus system from my high school again (not cool)

had a #dream stephen was scrubbing the baseboards in the kitchen of my parents' old house? and found a dead rat under there

Had a #dream stephen found some eggs and put them in a box then made me come over and look in the box and one of the eggs had hatched into a really fluffy white owl #symbolism?

Had a #dream I was in a hotel eating mac and cheese in a big bath tub then a girl from my church from years ago was there and I started to get annoyed (wanted to chill in tub eating mac and cheese) but I got out of the tub like ok whatever and then THERE WAS A HUGE ASS CENTIPEDE THAT FELL ON ME AND STARTED CRAWLING ON ME AHHHHHHHH

Had a #dream my parents got me an FGO figure for my birthday but they misunderstood and it was one of the notoriously boring male player character design. And then someone wrote me like a whole letter over making posts about how prisma illya sucks.

had a #dream that I left my tamogotchi for a bit and when I came back it had like. reproduced by budding or something and there were like 12 tamogotchis inside the device and they all had separate screens and new activities I needed to go between and I was just like. haha what

had a #NIGHTMARE last night that I was editing my novel and was like ah, finally at the action then checked and I was like 90% of the way through the manuscript :flop:

Had a #dream I was cutting my hair with child safety scissors which went about as well as you'd imagine

Had a #dream I was on a #bus reading a book abt different music genres. For country music it said the country singer brings his own guitar, but an orchestra is also required. Suddenly the bus was crammed full of people (the orchestra) and someone put their instrument case on top of me and I couldn't move so I got scared and woke up LOL

had a #dream I was in an indoor waterpark with big slides and a Beach Boys song was playing over the intercom with literally the most preposterous lyrics my brain spontaneously invented: My girl takes heroin pills/and smokes weed as strong as silk/and when I look into her weird eyes -- recall ends here. It was something like She Knows Me Too Well

had a #dream I had a big tank of multicolored isopods that would crawl on my hands 🥺 and I had to collect them and get them in line for a race for some reason (impossible)

Had a #dream a suspiciously laid back doctor was trying to give me brain surgery: we just drill a really tiny hole an snip like one thing! Relax!

Had a #dream I had like a whole extra ex boyfriend who had been in Brazil for three years and was coming back and might think things were still on and I was like ahhh shit I have to break this off somehow

Had an all timer stupid dream last night that I was hanging out with a girl who drank a liquid she said was like concentrated Benadryl and then was like oh my god I think im hallucinating. Yeah enjoy the spiders babe x

Had a dream the place publishing my book opened for submissions again but only for jester based novels where jester was indicated with a custom emoji

mmf threesome dream, the Pynchon is indeed kicking in lol

Had a dream that the password for the official LEGO twitter account was legos

Just had a fucking stressful dream where I was trying to make a pile of sandwiches but people kept interfering or destroying them wtf

Had a dream about losing my bag and another dream about fighting with my mom lol sigh

Had a dream one of my bipsi games was getting some reviews on itch but everyone was calling it a cohost game bc someone had embedded it in a cohost post I guess and someone left a one star review really mad that this was one of the worst cohost games

my dream last night was really weird I was like riding in a school bus around my old neighborhood and people in the front of the bus kept having to stop it and go outside to puke but all of us sitting in the back of the bus were just like... lol shrug

had a dream cecile posted extremely detailed concept art of the Enhanced Deep Sea Fish Dick from Gutless as well lol

Waking up from a sex dream that is also emotional and cute feeling like that Picard episode where he dreams an entire life on a different planet

Had a dream Thomas Pynchon suddenly became like a really open sex posi guy like all of his author bios mentioned that he enjoyed having sex

Had a dream someone logged in to the shared account and posted my dray tweet early 😩

Had a dream I got a really perplexing reject for my book where the agent said the craft and story was great but it was too negative to work with lol

Had a dream about swimming in the ocean ☺️

had a dream I was in a crazy huge M&S looking for a stupid guy striped shirt but happened upon an area where you could get your picture taken with The Queen in a sort of scrodingers cat state where she was dead but still walking around taking photos for The People

Ouuughhh slept amazing... super long dream with lots of flying, riding trains and hanging out at a big party

Very miserable dream warning me off ever contacting furniture mover number 2 again; well ok

had a dream that I somewhat stressfully discovered there were additional short stories at the end of the main section of that Elfriede Jelinek book I finished... guess I didn't like it LOL

Anyways I had like an insanity mode sex dream and then like a concept for a pynchonesque novel just dropped into my head fully formed and woke up too tired to do anything about either

Had a dream Nicole Kidman was getting absolutely brutalized on here for saying you shouldn't buy a soda at the movies because you could probably print out water in the venue, and getting mad at someone who said himbo rights about Eyes Wide Shut for not respecting its themes

Good morning... I had a dream about signing in to MSN

Had a dream about making out with a girl on a driveway and then giving a guy a handjob (Jeremy fragrance voice) POWER

Had a dream the idea was to fix AI chatbots by having a long side by side running ticker of why it was saying each thing it said to you, and idly thinking of how funny it would be to apply that to people

Awful fight with mom/sister dream why are these and teeth dreams always the most realistic 😔 the other dream subplot was bullying a radfem blog bc they were posting that they liked gregg araki stuff LOL

had a really vivid dream about pissing but did not start pissing irl... close call.

Had a dream I was back at my old job and they had implemented a new productivity tracker app that was amoung themed and you could get little amoung swag from doing things etc

Also I had a dream that started as like a back in high school scenario but I went into a subway with some people and we made a few transfers and ended up at like a new version of Zone made by candle that had introduced like an RPG town tavern and harvest moon farming mechanics

Dreamed I read a new chris Kraus novel and it was eh

had a profoundly dumb horny dream about there being an anime where utena-like duels were conducted in giant robot armors controlled by masturbation

Had a dream last night where all I remember was seeing a commercial that was just like standard cell phone service commercial but then I looked in the corner and it said dir. Gregg Araki and I was like oh hmmm I see what he was doing there

Had a dream I went totally insane spending money in a used book store including a 17 dollar copy of Candide?????????

Had a fuckin high school stress dream but it had several of the stress dream plots going at once (couldn't find desk is left books in, couldn't find explanation of what assignment I was supposed to have done etc)

Had a dream an ex asked me for dating advice and I was like well maybe give someone who is not immediately 100% hot to you but understands your issues a chance realizing that was what they tried with me lol

Had a dream Gregg Araki moved into the neighborhood I grew up in and I was like sorry it's so straight and white here but I love your work

Dreamed a really fucked up tweet:

Movie theater: The Bratz movie will begin in 2 minutes Me: (°)(°) (°)(°)

(o)(o) (o)(o) (o)(o)

Had a timeweird dream and now brain feels like scrampled egg

ok so I had an insane dream last night that we were at like a zone meet 2 but it was also somehow riverdale and the main plot thread was that we had to like sneak in somewhere or deceive someone by all dressing up like Cheryl's grandma

stephen booked the tickets to go visit his parents yesterday so ofc last night I had a dream about getting stuck in an airport... experiencing the british immigration system has given me a very normal mentality towards international travel clearly

I had such a long crazy dream but the worst part of it was realizing I was in a self driving car at one point

had a dream about having to get on the right bus after high school intramural period last night CHRIST

Had a dream some ppl were having an in-depth discussion about when political terms are prefixed with new and I said hmm I don't think it always means that and they asked if I could give an example of what I was thinking and I said new Coke

oh my god lol I just remembered last night i had a dream we took my phone to one of those grey-legal apple repair places to get the camera fixed (?) but in the process the guy updated the OS so I couldn't open Flappy Bird anymore NIGHTMAAAAAARE

Had a corona fomo dream where me and a bunch of zonies were going to a combination movie theater/mannequin pussy concert 😩

brain gifted me with a jude law existenz sex dream last night so like come on does this mean my paper is publishing soon or what

Had a dream about returning a guy's thigh high stockings to him which is by far the horniest thing my sleeping brain has produced in ages

had a dream I was back in the states and at an anime convention with a huge imported doujin booth.... goddddd

had a really stressful dream that I was, for some reason hanging out with a bunch of irresponsible rich ppl types in their vacation home and very stressed about them accidentally running over a cat or unattended child when they were backing their multiple cars out of the driveway

Had a dream an older Lesbian Classic lady asked me if I was a lesbian and I was like good eye, you get what I'm going for but I do like guys too sometimes

Horrible, bizarre dream of chaos and people crying in the streets, very tense atmosphere, after the remains of Paddington Bear were found in a dumpster near our building

Had a dream my interview turned out fine and they liked it? Which is somehow kind of worse than a nightmare about it 😭

had a tooth dream last night where one of my teeth felt really loose and I just went through the whole emotional process of being ok if it fell out and then I woke up and it was fine LMAO stupid

Had a dream there was a type of tea made from poisonous mushrooms but also a specific law that it could only be sold to one person at a time, or the book with information on it could only be read by one person at a time, so if someone died of this mushroom they'd know who did it

Finally didn't have a back in high school dream! I had a back in college dream where I had to go back to a crowded campus PLUS the awareness of COVID

horrible, horrible dream last night. stephen had adopted several literal, actual gorillas as pets and was storing them in the bathroom and I was scared of them.... lmao

my dream last night sucked bc it involved my visa getting rejected but it must have been mixed up with me reading about the news about Australia decreasing funding for humanities degrees

Last night I had a dream that stephen and I were waiting in a train station somewhere and sitting by a vending machine and the local fauna just happened to be like chicken-sized snails? And then one reached up and pressed a button to get a pack of cigs from the vending machine

Fking hell I had the worlds most brutal teeth dream last night. I realized what was happening and that I was dreaming so I woke up and then freaked out even more as it started happening while I was awake like some sort of inception shit 😭

Had a horrible dream that I was still dating and moving in with an ex for some reason but then within the dream remembered that I'm married to stephen now and was like nice

Had a dream I had to remember how to fill out a money order 😫

Just remembered a part of my dream last night where I noticed I had a killer7 branded box of menstrual pads in my room and was like lol sick, I gotta show everyone this and then got distracted

Had a freaky teeth dream and can't fall back asleep 😔

I swear to god I had a dream we were back in wiz mud and someone put on the Picard song

Long series of college AND high school dreams... god

Woke up unsure if thinking that Shin Godzilla 2 being announced was the result of dream or irl until I realized shin Godzilla 2 is a really stupid name for a movie

Part of my dream last night was receiving some very large, matted, original junji ito drawings.... when I woke up I had a distinct feeling of accepting detatchment from worldly gains

Had a really elaborate dream that I was.... pregnant??? irl I just had my period so I'm definetly.... not but that was weird

Had a dream there was like, a double GSSR banner and I got Jalter and Sherlock Holmes... 😭

Had a likely precognitive dream a trailer for the Saga movie came out and they femmed up The Brand and gave her a tramp stamp 😫

Had a dream I was studying to be in medical school and had a test about cardiac anatomy coming up and was just trying to remember the words for things and when I woke up I was still like uhhh I remember a few... I think... dumb bitch lol

Had a dream I ended up in some kind of drag competition where you had to buy everything in like an Ollie's and I went for a hardcore dad look

Had a dream I proposed a videogame themed book to Zero Books. It was the kind of concept that seems brilliant in a dream but upon reflection waking up is weak at best, probably mostly incoherent, but it might not be SO dumb Zero wouldn't publish it

is there a swimsuit davinci design in FGO JP yet bc I dreamed a cute one

Had a dream I rolled Alter cu and announced it by saying boy hot... chefs kiss aloud 😫

dreaming of paying voiceoverpete to read the pussy popping benjamin franklin meme

GODDDDD had a dream I convinced a girl I used to go to church with to give me an undercut and when she was done I was going to thank her but couldn't remember her name bc she was one of three sisters who all had really generic 00s white teen girl names 😭 good morning

Had a teeth dream ooogh why does it always feel so real

Had a dream I started an account called modernisttweets that was just a quote about marquis de Sade put over an Erika Moen comic and a tweet that said I declare James Joyce loved pussy and is a coward

Slept well but had a dream my new glasses broke 😫

Had a dream that two working titles for Duty Free Art were sand Art and don't despair and be normal and I had copies with both of these covers

I had a dream Stephen showed me what cat he wanted to adopt on an adoption site and the website looked like this

Had a dream Ping Pong The Animation was localized but they changed the name to something like SMACKIN!!! 😰

Brain served up a tooth dream last night and pulled out like a perfect tactile memory from childhood of what a tooth coming out felt like... auugh

had a dream my ex found me in a craft shop and kept trying to give me typed hard-copy comments on the series of sci-fi books I had planned to write in high school and in this dream apparently had............... yikes

Fbdhgjdkfgg had an extremely realistic dream that I rolled Arjuna........ handsome please 😭

Also dreamed my mom came in my room and gave me eye drops in the middle of the night

Had a dream I saw someone make an annoying tweet and so made a subtweet about it and when they noticed and tried to talk to me about it I literally responded I don't want to talk about it, just accept that you've been corrected and move on DAMN dream me

I literally had a dream I went on a saint quartz bender and was down to like 50 pieces rip

Extremely distressing bananas in pajamas dream

Had a dream my laptop fan was being embarrassingly, disruptively loud while trying to work in public. Horrible

Had a dream I described my phd project many times and had taken on the affectation of describing most things as the grammar of exhibition

dreamt I was talking abt mulholland drive, mentioned the if you do good you'll see me one more time &c line and woke up w full body shiver

Had a dream I wrote this tweet: Goth Girlfriend: (thin sigh) I already untangled that

I know I'm watching too much twin peaks bc last night I had a dream I was dating three guys at once and they were named Gary, Nigel and Chet

Had a dream I got banned from a discord server bc I found out one of the users was the VPs son & kept telling him his mom and dad were ugly

Dream thought: a game where a boss has a weak point on their back but it has to be massaged or targeted with a warm shower

Had a dream the aliens were here finally

Had a dream I was waiting in line at a penny candy shop when John Cena came in and messed it up by scooping everything w/his massive hands

Had a dream I was trying to seduce Ty Segall by singing Jeepster (good idea) and then the autotune lady ranting abt shoes video (bitch what)

had a dream Charlie Ondras was in The Doors movie wearing makeup &kissed Kyle MacLachlan's character delivered in the form of an IMDB post

I had a dream that my cat died. It then I had a dream about waiting in line to meet Nakamura so I thought they'd get better

Things that happened in my dream: My professional site was replaced with porn The wonder woman movie had Amy Adams instead I could float

I had a dream I met Asuka and I was a total idiot. I was like... asuka.... you're beautiful and she was like... ah??? Hahaha???

I had a dream these people were like, acting in character as dogs and banging on my windows trying to break in so I called the police

I had a dream I broke up with my ex because he was being negative about the new Saga arc lmao

I had a really vivid dream that I'd taken a super high quality good photo of a UFO with my phone and I put it on my Tinder acct

passed out for four hours and had a dream abt finding tape decks in a thrift store and playing Pokemon go w/a cute girl & holdin hands

I had a dream someone wrote a callout post about me but like, published and distributed it as a booklet and mailed it to everyone in it

Most of my anxiety dreams are either about going back to high school or being in a mass shooting 🙃 I've had three of the latter this week 😬

I had a dream that a girl wanted to smooch me AND an NXT show with Nakamura came close enough to my town to see it.... Reality sucks man

I had a dream abt the girl I had a crush on in primary who called me fat &was generally the mean friend, I kicked out her tooth&said sorry

Oh my god I had a dream they had released the covers and titles for all the lotgh novels and the last one was the kiss of (something Idk)

I had a dream the second volume of beageruta was out and IT'S FUCKIN!!!! NOT!!!!

I had a dream that I got it in my head that I could do a tattoo on myself and when it started turning out really shitty I was like oh fuck

I had a dream I accidentally killed otacon in a car cash bc I asked him to be in a play I was writing and it happened on his way home

I had a dream I was explaining to my mom how long it's been since Frank Ocean's last album and realized I don't even know

I had a death grips dream again you know what that mean

I had a dream with MC Ride in it last night and Death Grips confirms their new album today, I am CLEARLY fucking psychic.

I had a dream I had a literal beetle girlfriend, I'm in waaaay too fucking deep her name was Eve and she was a rainbow stag. I SAY WAS BC SHE DIED AT THE END OF THE DREAM AND I HAD TO IMPROVISE A FUNERAL

The worst thing in a dream is when you try to give someone the finger but bc of dream coordination you can't do it right

I had such a weird dream but the best part of it was touching shinsuke nakamura's pecs. the bad parts were dead ppl and bioterrorism attacks

theorized in a dream that nervous kids bite&pick at their nails to perform labor which doesn't produce surplus value for capitalism to steal

Also came up with a really longwinded joke in the dream that I was dying of laughter from but what I can remember awake is not so compelling

Tfw you have an extremely detailed dream where you have a girlfriend and wake up completely in love with a random thing your brain shat out

had a dream that I went to a shelter &they insisted one of the cats was transgender &I was just like I don't think cats know about gender

I had a dream I saw Frank Ocean just hanging out and I was like ah nice looks like he's having fun but then I was like WAIT WHERES THE ALBUM

I had a dream I met Gillian Anderson bc she was stealthy in a thrift shop (with sunglasses on) and I was the only one who recognized her

Had a dream I met Swery and got him to sign all my taiyo masumoto books.... wait. I've made a huge mistake.

Had a dream I came out to my mom siiiiiigh I am really having A Week with this shit

I had a dream I was back in high school I don't want to deal with other ppls bullshit today I had enough of my own before waking up

I had a dream last night that I actually started writing a novel

I had a dream about trying to save her from something, because I want so badly to make her happy I guess

I had a dream we had to give the cat away, wtf brain 😖

I had a dream I rescued a chicken that became my companion and would come and jump up on my lap when called... How heavenly...

Whenever I have a sex dream it's usually thankfully mitigated by erogame framing devices or complete surrealism

Describe your dream man: he was several yards away when I saw the knife but it seemed to take ten minutes to walk the 5 feet back to the car

Last night's dream: at beach w/girl I vaguely knew in college, insists we go to a shady boardwalk tattoo place but I cant decide what to get

I had a cool dream about a CYOA book that was thematically similar to LLTQ except you were a prince and I fell in love with my knight

I hate dreams where something strange is happening but your first thought is like how will I finish my essay on time w all this going on

Had a dream Gotou from Parasyte was the next boss in a Metal Gear Solid game I was playing and: fuck that lol

Had a dream I watched the making of special for Mullholland Drive but it was for a musical version I hadn't actually seen so I was confused

Please be aware this installation unfortunately includes objects wall text on a gallery in my dream

Had a dream locodol ended with actual lesbian sex and immediately posted to twitter idol anime is saved

I had a dream I was being really cool at an art museum date with a girl I have a crush on but then I wake up and... it me :') (im not cool)

I have a ton of dreams where I come up with the plot for the next great american novel and then wake up and realize it's a v. stupid idea.

I watched some bird hand-training videos before bed and then had a dream I had an incredibly sweet, hand tame blue parrot. SIGHHHHHH.